…no comment…
Doofenshmirtz couldn’t stop staring when Perry began doing that. Especially when his mind began running to the dirty place.
Oh loook, I remember this! It’s my De-volitionator helmet! I don’t remember making him do that, though… I could have used him to shut off my alarm in the morning! Or maybe shake the last bit of ketchup out of the bottle, you know how there’s always just a little bit left in the bottom, and you shake and shake, kind of like he’s doing. And then suddenly, all at once, it all shoots out and gets EVERYWHERE, completely ruining your meal! On, on second thought, maybe I’d just make him do something embarrassing, like wave a Giants flag at a Red Sox game, hee hee heee! It’s such a shame I don’t like building the same inator twice. Except for the times when I built the same inator twice.
Huh…So I guess you AREN’T such a good bottle shaker after all, Perry the Platypus. Thooooough, I don’t see why you had to go and waste a whole bottle of ketchup. And look! You got it over ME, and ya couldn’t even aim for my fries? That’s just RUDE.
And how did you get out of your cage?? I thought for certain I’d gone the extra lengths to make it totally, 100%, Platypus-proof!
And I’m running for my life again. You see, this is exactly what I’m talking about! Not even our chases are enjoyable anymore. It’s mostly just mortal terror I’m feeling here, Perry the Platypus.
(Source: parable-the-dragonpus)
Man, you’d think his eye would be HEALED by now! This fight has been going on foreeever. I kind of wish we could go back to the way it was before, you know, with the usual hate-fights, instead of these rage-fueled hate-fights. There’s a difference! These ones HURT more.
I think Perry is taking it a bit too far T_T
If it helps brighten your mood, look at what I am wearing today!
Ohh look at thaat, you’re wearing a shirt with my faaace on it! That’s pretty flattering.
Wait a minute, so you’re telling me I can garner pity from this whole ordeal? Do, do you think people would pity me enough to let me take over the Tri-State area? I would have tried that before, but I just assumed they’d take the side of the adorable platypus who’s risking his life to protect the world from eeevil.
Hey man, you wouldn’t be so beaten up if you stopped moving. I mean…How did you even BREAK your arm? What, you hit it hard on the table again? Don’t blame Perry for you being a-
…I mean, I love you Doof. Heh…Heh…
… Oh, what, this? No no, Perry the Platypus didn’t do all THIS; I just tripped and fell down my stairs this morning. All thirty flights of them. But, but he DID give me this black eye!
Man, you’d think his eye would be HEALED by now! This fight has been going on foreeever. I kind of wish we could go back to the way it was before, you know, with the usual hate-fights, instead of these rage-fueled hate-fights. There’s a difference! These ones HURT more.
I think Perry is taking it a bit too far T_T
If it helps brighten your mood, look at what I am wearing today!
Ohh look at thaat, you’re wearing a shirt with my faaace on it! That’s pretty flattering.
Wait a minute, so you’re telling me I can garner pity from this whole ordeal? Do, do you think people would pity me enough to let me take over the Tri-State area? I would have tried that before, but I just assumed they’d take the side of the adorable platypus who’s risking his life to protect the world from eeevil.
Man, you’d think his eye would be HEALED by now! This fight has been going on foreeever. I kind of wish we could go back to the way it was before, you know, with the usual hate-fights, instead of these rage-fueled hate-fights. There’s a difference! These ones HURT more.
Francis, you finally decided to join the rest of us and get a blog, how unexpected! But what’s with all that puuurple? … You know, it kind of suits you. But that screen name, what, what is that? “2DMonogram”? Were you going for some kind of metaphor there, like a “Hi, I’m Major Monogram, and I’m totally not one-dimensional and boring!” kind of thing? It’s just a little weird, is all I’m saying.
…Wait wait, are you offering to become my personal servant now? Uuum… I’d be lying if I said that didn’t leave me a liiiittle suspicious. But I’ll tell you what, we’ll talk about it. Have your people call my people, or just call Norm. Who also happens to be my answering machine.
Well, I guess I’d have to buy bigger traps… and the whole, strapping him to the table thing might become a little… aaawkward…
* Human!Perry design poorly emulated according to Darkwingsnark’s original design*
What, what is this? He gets his own daaay now? What about “Evil Mad Scientist-or-Doctor Day”? Or better yet, how about “Dr. Doofenshmirtz Day”? How is it that HE manages to take over the tri-state area without even trying? I mean come on people, he’s a platypus! And what’s with this little platypus dance everyone’s doing? Platypuses can’t dance, they can’t even really walk! They just, waaaaddle around awkwardly, on their tiny little… flipper-feet. It just… it makes no sense!
Uuuhg. I’m going back to bed until this whooole thing just, blows over.
…no comment…
Doofenshmirtz couldn’t stop staring when Perry began doing that. Especially when his mind began running to the dirty place.
Oh loook, I remember this! It’s my De-volitionator helmet! I don’t remember making him do that, though… I could have used him to shut off my alarm in the morning! Or maybe shake the last bit of ketchup out of the bottle, you know how there’s always just a little bit left in the bottom, and you shake and shake, kind of like he’s doing. And then suddenly, all at once, it all shoots out and gets EVERYWHERE, completely ruining your meal! On, on second thought, maybe I’d just make him do something embarrassing, like wave a Giants flag at a Red Sox game, hee hee heee! It’s such a shame I don’t like building the same inator twice. Except for the times when I built the same inator twice.
Huh…So I guess you AREN’T such a good bottle shaker after all, Perry the Platypus. Thooooough, I don’t see why you had to go and waste a whole bottle of ketchup. And look! You got it over ME, and ya couldn’t even aim for my fries? That’s just RUDE.
And how did you get out of your cage?? I thought for certain I’d gone the extra lengths to make it totally, 100%, Platypus-proof!
(Source: parable-the-dragonpus)
